Dear Mom,

You won’t believe this but I almost voted for that Barack Obama. Fortunately this funny lady came to talk in chapel and helped me realize that I was making a huge mistake. Did you know that Obama is actually the Hitler of our generation? I mean after all, Hitler started as a young and popular leader of the people! He wanted change too and he said that he would help fix the economy! It all fits mom; I don’t know how I didn’t see it earlier. The word “obamanation “ has never made so much sense.

She taught me all about how it doesn’t matter if you are nice as long as you are right. Even Winston Churchill was mean to everyone he didn’t agree with. (She showed a picture of her bulldog and said that he was like Mr. Churchill. It was SO fat and I laughed really hard!) And according to her we have to fight fight fight! Does that mean I can be mean to all those evil liberal people? Yesterday I got into an argument with a guy about whether we should be nice to Muslims. He kept telling me that we should love them even though they don’t love Jesus. Mom he just wouldn’t listen! Finally I got sick of it and walked away.

I’m just glad that she came in time for me to change my decision. I can’t believe that all this time Obama has been fooling everyone into thinking that he wants to help people when really he just wants to take over the entire government and single-handedly rule the world with extreme forms of tolerance, socialism and cultural relativism. It scares me to death mom to think what is in store for all of the poor, un-expecting people of America. I wish everyone could know the truth like us but I guess the only way for more people to find out is for me to get out there and start spreading the word.

Love,
Isaiah Smallman

P.S.
Thanks for sending that great Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America from Focus on the Family. That stuff all sounds really scary. What if they really did take away all of our personal rights as citizens and we all lived in a scary world of “hardship,” “persecution” and “suffering”?